Here’s one self-inflicted morning rush hour:
6:15 a.m. - There goes the alarm clock. Oh well, I have 15 minutes to spare. Tapping on the snooze button, I burrowed deeper into the covers and extended my grand illusions of a dream.
6:40 a.m. - For the umpteenth time, I peered with bleary eyes to check the time. Heck, had it been that long? Uh, uh, not enough time to take a shower (mentally noting to spritz on eau de toilette in the car). Hey, that’s great! 5 more minutes to snooze.
6:45 a.m. - I leapt up from bed, turned the alarm off and nanoseconds later, I was brushing my teeth and everything else.
7:15 a.m. - Dashed down the garage punching the house alarm code, got in and reversed the car and impatiently waited for the garage door to close all the way down.
7:20 a.m. - Wheezed by everyone else on the road and ran a few yellow lights to the infamous freeway 405.
7:25 a.m. - Turned on to NPR radio as traffic slowed down after 2 ½ miles. Mimicking NASCAR, I dodged slow vehicles as I changed lanes countless times before I finally exited.
7:30 a.m. – Awww shucks, I barely missed the left turn only light, no thanks to a slow rig in front. Oh well, make-up time. I rummaged my purse for a lip gloss. Thank heavens, the light turned green as I dropped the eyeliner near the gas pedal.
7:35 a.m.- Clocked-in. Whew (victory dance)!!! Gasping for breath after running across parking garage then up two flights of stairs.
Note: On non-rush days, I sedately take the elevator up the 2nd floor to clock-in at 7:25 a.m., that is, if I’m lucky enough to get out of the house by 7:00 a.m. and the 405 freeway is nice.